Tuesday, September 27, 2005
feldman i miss you…
Current mood: hungry
ok so i was thinking about my jersey gang and it dawned on me how absolutely halarious feldman is. so i put together a little something that anyone who knows him will also find piss- pants ,snot comming out of your nose funny.. 1. being so high he forgot how he got to work then preceeding to say “i’m so high” this was a daily occurance. 2.armpit stains and his obsession for making you touchin and smelling them. 3. when dave and i gave him a pt. of jack at krome after lucked out’s set and he got so drunk he went missing for about 2 hours because he went on a quest w/ mark for pizza. 4. farting on people mostly us having farting battles. 5.”the stoned game” 6.do you love/hate… “game” 7. the time i had to tell him he “deffinitly” broke his hand in a drunk punchin match w/ stone at a.ferro’s party. 8. “feldman drunk” 9. “blunts” 10.how if he were ever single,(jackie he loves you till he dies) he would fuck anything. except monica.. hahaha 11. “bad kitty” 12.me: “hi satan” feldman in a hi pitched brittish accent: “hello there” 13.rolling blunts and smoking out the back door at work..leaving the blunt guts at the top of the trash, on the desk , floating in the toilet ect. 14. when feldman and joe emerge from the back room “so high” that they’re eyes are shut and they start spraying themselves w/ kirra /vert. 15. ass crack fragrance fights. 16. when he had an std in his eyes.. and tara and i took pictures “tcstd” incident 17. when he was drunkin grind dancin w/ dave at tracy’s wedding. and finally… 18. ryan sitting on the toilet wavying for the camera covering his crotch like a girl… lol
